Letters in the News
Unhappy with her parents's attitude, young Chloe writes them a stern letter.
Dear Parents, It seems you are both a little overly strict tonight, therefore I do not wish to read with you tonight. But if you change your attitude, I will be glad to. Goodnight.
This is a nice example of word economy and clarity. Surely such an appeal would bring any parent around to a more reasonable point of view.